21.8.05

I taste a liquor never brewed/From Tankards scooped in Pearl

Sorry, Mateo, but I think I beat your weird hometown claim to fame...

*clears throat* Attention, everyone! Attention! I would like you all to know that your semi-beloved and quasi-cherished Two claims the Beer Tent Capital of the World as her hometown.

I don't know whether to laugh from the absurdity of it or cry from the embarassment.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, I'm sure glad I'm not the only one who doesn't know what a beer tent is.

Anonymous said...

Hometown: Britt, IA. Hobo Capital of the World.