21.8.05

I taste a liquor never brewed/From Tankards scooped in Pearl

Sorry, Mateo, but I think I beat your weird hometown claim to fame...

*clears throat* Attention, everyone! Attention! I would like you all to know that your semi-beloved and quasi-cherished Two claims the Beer Tent Capital of the World as her hometown.

I don't know whether to laugh from the absurdity of it or cry from the embarassment.

4 comments:

Mateo Palos said...

What's a beer tent? Just a tent where beer is served? A tent made out of beer? A euphemism for drunkenness? ("He's under the beer tent this morning...")

Malruniel11 said...

It is the epitome of the redneck culture! It the universally recognized redneck watering hole, where rednecks of all shapes, sizes, races, religions, and creeds come together to get rip-roaring drunk under a circus-sized tent.

Be proud, Muskegon! Be proud!

Anonymous said...

Oh, I'm sure glad I'm not the only one who doesn't know what a beer tent is.

Michelle said...

Hometown: Britt, IA. Hobo Capital of the World.