Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?/Be off, or I'll kick you down stairs.

1. Name as it appears on your birth certificate? Sarah Marie Kautzmann. There, happy?
2. Nickname? Two. 2. Sarah 2. Sarah K. Sars. Norby. Norbs. Norbert. Costa Rica. Psycho. PMS. Leah. Judy. Kala. Evil CS Chick. Viaka. V. Grammar Nazi. Keeper of Souls. The Mistress. (I think that's all of them, they tend to run together after awhile)
3. Parents names: Mom and Daddy
4. Number of candles that appeared on your last birthday cake : I didn't have one. I haven't had an actual cake since I was, um, I think 14.
5. Date that you regularly blow them out? Like I said, I don't have candles on a cake because I DON'T HAVE A CAKE.
6. Pets?: Does Stefan count? O.o Two dogs back in Costa Rica, Patch and Muffin. Oh, and we've temporarily adopted Bruno (13 year old half Maltese/half miniature poodle)
7. Eye color: Brown. What can I say? I'm boring.
8. Hair color : Brown. I'm still boring. That's not gonna change in a line.
9. Piercing: 1/ear. Used to have 4 holes in my left ear, but then one of the earrings somehow disintegrated and infected the 3 uppermost holes, so I let them grow together. I'd love a tongue ring, though. And a belly ring. Also an eyebrow ring, but since that's readily visible, it's not very likely. But maybe someday.
10. Tattoos: Not yet, but that'll be fixed soon enough.
11. How much do you love your job? If you mean being a general nuisance, I love it. If you mean being a student, I'm getting tired of it.
12. Favorite color: You actually have to ask? Black. Followed by grey, which is followed by (oh, imagine this!) black.
13. Hometown: Define "hometown."
14. Current Residence: here.
15. Favorite food: Aji de gallina.
16. Been to Africa? Not yet.
17. Been toilet papering? Yes. My mom was the getaway driver.
18. Loved somebody so much it made you cry? Yes, but I hate crying, so it didn't last long.
19. Been in a car accident? No. Well, kind of. A panic-inducing fender-bender about 18 months ago.
20. Croutons or bacon bits? Let's see--stale bread or dead animal bits? Anyone who knows me should think this obvious: dead animal bits, (duh!). But only if it's REAL dead animal--I don't like fake dead animal.
21. Sprite or 7UP? Neither. I'd like water, Izze, or cranberry juice, or smoothies.
22. Favorite Movie? Wag the Dog, Star Wars (Original Trilogy), Serenity, Boondock Saints, The Usual Suspects, Pitch Black
23. Favorite Holiday: Juan Santa Maria Day. We burn things. It's like Guy Fawkes Day, only without the pancakes or fireworks, and nobody tried to blow up Parliament, and it's in Costa Rica....ok, so it's nothing like Guy Fawkes Day. But I don't like pancakes, so it's all good.
24. Favorite day of the week? Every day that doesn't end in "y"
25. Favorite word or phrase? up yours, crap, whatever, you're a terrible person, I hate you we're fighting, monkeybutt, 'hi, my name is (insert name here), and I'm a moron'
26. Favorite Toothpaste? Whatever is cheap or free
27. Favorite Restaurant Melody? I'm confused.....
28. Favorite Flowers? Roses. Hibiscus are fun because they're so freaking HUGE, although I think they're kind of ugly. Oh, and lilies of the valley and oleanders, because they're POISONOUS!
29. Favorite Drink? I'm stupid enough when I'm sober. Oh, nonalcoholic? That would be my mom's banana shakes. Or a cranberry juice/Generic clear carbonated beverage of choice mix. Or water.
30. Favorite sport to watch? Curling. You know, where you get the huge guys using brooms to push stones across ice. Ok, so it's boring as heck. Um, gymnastics, hockey, rugby, some football (American)
31. Preferred type of ice cream ? CHUNKY MONKEY. Or rocky road. Or heavenly hash.
32. Favorite sesame street character? Snuffleufagus, because he has a funny name. And Oscar. And Cookie Monster. Oh, and Telly.
33. Disney or Warner Bros.? Um, WB, cuz they made the Animaniacs.
34. Favorite Fast Food? Fazoli's. Quizno's is good, too, though.
35. What color is your bedroom carpet? I don't have one.
36. How many times did you fail your drivers test? None. Although I didn't try until I was 20, which might have something to do with it.
37. Who is the last person you got email from before this? dictionary.com, with the word of the day (it was 'ossify')
38. Have you ever been convicted of a crime? I like to think that the statute of limitations, combined with the lack of an extradition treaty, will keep me safe.
39. Which single store would you choose to max out your credit card? Barnes & Noble. Or Borders. Amazon.com. WidowPC. EBGames. GameStop. (I'd need a lot of credit cards)
40. What do you do most often when you are bored? Read. Or torment people. Or sleep. Or read. Or play video games. Or read.
41. Name a friend that lives the farthest away? Um. Not sure. Probably Sherri; she's in Korea
42. Most annoying thing people say to you? "What's that thing on your chin?" (or a variation of aforementioned inquiry)
43. Bedtime? Whenever I stop reading.
44. Favorite all time TV show? Animaniacs, the A-Team, or Firefly.
45. Last person you went out to dinner with? Well, if you mean off-campus, that would be Brandon. If you mean on-campus, that would be Michelle.
46. Last Movie you saw? Advent Children. I would have liked it better if there had been more Sephiroth.
47: Fave season? Winter--it's bleak and grim, just like me. Plus, you get snow. And there's little to no construction.
48: Fave car? One I could actually get? VW Jetta. One I could maybe eventually get? Audi A-4 or A-8. One I could never get but adore? Aston-Martin DB-9
49: What are you wearing? a burlap sack and a set of iron shackles that have been stamped with anti-human wards.
50: Do u have a crush? No. They're annoying.
51: Who is it? If you have to ask despite my reply to the last question, you're dumber than I thought. Which is really, really dumb.
52: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says: ...lifted his dripping right hand just in time to save his...
53: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
The Cheshire cat thingy on my wall
54: What is the last thing you watched on TV? House
55: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is: 11:50 or so
56: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?: 11:45 pm
57: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?: music
58: When did you last step outside? what were you doing? About an hour and a half ago, when I was walking back here from Bekah's
59: Before you came to this website, what did you look at? Furiae.com
60: Did you dream last night? yes.
61: When did you last laugh? When Bekah got hyper.
62: What is on the walls of the room you are in? paint, posters, quotes, and other random crap.
63: Seen anything weird lately? Does Bekah count? :P
64: What do you think of this quiz? I don't.
65: What is the last film you saw? Advent Children. I think I said this earlier.
66: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first? a Steinway baby grand for my mom, followed by a Gibson Les Paul for my brother, and then a DB-9 and a really nice computer for me.
67: Tell me something about you that I don't know: I found my keys. Wait. You probably didn't know that I lost them.
68: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Require mandatory sterilization of all stupid people, thereby reducing the possibility that the stupid gene will be passed on to future generations.
69: Do you like to dance? yes
70: Would you ever consider living abroad? *snicker* well, considering that I've never left the 48 contiguous states, leaving the country is kind of a scary concept for me...
71: Any last words? The day Higgs and I walk down the aisle together to claim our common seat, the oceans will fall into the sky and the trees shall hang with fishes.

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